Dylan Howard story on HuffPo: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/dylan-howard-celebuzz_us_5a2b02c8e4b069ec48ad56b4 Russia banned from Olympics. LA fires. ANIMALS ATTACK! Squirrel ruins Christmas. CELEBRITY SHADE: Jurassic Park trailer. Bye: Bryan Singer! Rose McGowan called Alyssa Milano a fake bitch (bc Alyssa is still friends with HW wife who is divorcing him). She also says Meryl Streep is a fucking liar. Girl, didn't you date a married man with 5 kids and broke up his marriage? Selena Gomez makes her Instagram private after teddy bear meltdown. JK Rowling defends wife beater Johnny Depp. Katherine McPhee is a wedding crashing bitch. The Simpsons is "racist." David Cassidy beyond the grave shenanigans. NERD NEWS: People started standing in line for the Last Jedi on Dec.8. It's out Dec.14. A 40 year tradition. A New Hope Debuted at The Hollywood Chinese Theater. Donna Troy aka Wonder Girl on Titans series. Wonder Woman Scholarship.
UP FRONT: The Ban on Glitrer! Micro plastics. Lush cosmetics uses biodegradable products. ANIMAL NEWS: Opossum breaks into liquor store and gets drunk on bourbon. CELEBRITY SHADE: Sabrina is a go! Sabrina The Teenage Witch on Netflix. Bye: Matt Lauer, Russell Simmons, Bryan Singer. Twitter gays have turned on Gwen Stefani. Armie Hammer's balls had to be digitally removed from Call Me By Your Name. Megan Markle and Prince Harry! Fake Chris Pratt. Britney's fake manager. Victoria's Secret Models Angels sing Cardi B. AND USED THE N WORD. Jay-Z cheated. Jersey Shore is baaaack. Pitch Perfect 3. Painful Frozen short in front of Coco. NERD NEWS: Avengers Infinity War trailer / Fan trailer. Wonder Woman WINS: Spotlight Award. Hero Hotline! Sign up and help those in need. HATE/LOVE: RichyRich: Gays who are above it all. / Erika Jayne. Westopher: Group texts! / My closet.
DO YOU GET INTO ROLE PLAYING? Episode 101! UP FRONT: Starbucks continues to fuck up Christmas. Malia Obama blows smoke rings. Echo recorded ass-slapping sex and sent to all contacts. CELEBRITY SHADE: Gay Porn Awards so white; best "ethnic scene." Naya Rivera is a crazy bitch. Bryan Cranston. Paris Hilton invented the selfie. Hipster racism Lena Dunham. Xtina at AMAs. Jeffrey Tambour leaves Transparent. Aaron Carter in the mend! The Commuter. NERD NEWS: Coco beats Justice League. But wait! Joss Whedon is directing Bat Girl. Flash Point movie!! And ps the guy playing him is openly gay. Green Lantern 2020.
UP FRONT: Shoutout to Quinn!! CELEBRITY SHADE: Paradise Papers: Bono, Madonna, tax shelters. Chris Rock rape joke. Sabrina reunion. Tyrese is still an asshole. Louis CK is disgusting. Allison Mack, Chloe from Smallville, is in a sex cult because of course it's 2017. Perfect Circle and Tool say no to phones at concerts. Tiffany Haddish is first black female comedian to host SNL. Are there any good celebrity stories??? NERD NEWS
Marvel says bye Netflix as Disney to offer streaming service. Black Panther hits fever pitch with posters, trailers. Hate/Love? RR: People ask g for weed/Our Listeners!!! W: Emotions.
UP FRONT: Kitty loves. CELEBRITY SHADE: Chrissy Teigen left $1000 tip at Outback Steakhouse in Ohio. Cher X Rihanna. Mila Kunis is amazing. House of Cards canceled. Bette Midler says Hocus Pocus remake is cheap. Beyoncé is Nalah. Beyoncé is little Kim. Sarah Hyland is not the one. Wendy Williams passes out in Halloween costume. NERD NEWS: Thor Ragnarok. LA Times banned from advance screenings because of bad press. Also Jeff Goldblum is hot at 65. Wonder Woman is highest grossing origin film.
UP FRONT: R.I.P Kitty. CELEBRITY SHADE: Kevin Spacey is a perv. Kelly Clarkson: I wasn't happy just because I looked good. Justin Timberlake Super Bowl bull shit. Wtf Selena Gomez cover art. NERD NEWS: Stranger Things. Stan Lee's Comic Con. Wonder Woman.
SHOUTS: Sweat Garage. Jax Taylor. Michael Buckley. LGBT: Playboy first trans playmate. Erotica is 25. Released in 1992. CELEBRITY SHADE: Will Smith sucks. Snowman Killer sucks. Kathy Griffin is still trying to be famous. E! Finally cancels Fashion Police. Angela Landsbury is 91. Beyonce is no feather duster. Jeremy Renner app...??? NERD NEWS: Famke Janssen burns the bridge. Carrie Fisher bday. 80 original Netflix movies in 2018. Punisher v Justice League. Ryan Potter is Beast Boy (auditioned for Ben Affleck's Robin). Black Panther trailer. Stranger Things spoilers. Wonder Woman and some guys: 3 hour run time??? WW fans flop Prof Marston film, lowest opening of the year.
Funny Scary Movies Hocus Pocus Gremlins The Witches Shaun of the Dead Otto (or Up Dead People) Hellbent Dead Alive Killer Klowns From Outer Space
Very Scary: Gerald's Game Dolls Hellraiser
UP FRONT: Special guest Michael Varriti. CELEBRITY SHADE: Kim Cattrall says go on without me. Harvey Weinstein is a perv. Little Richard isn't gay! Bladerunner fails. NERD NEWS: Star Wars Trailer. Punisher panel canceled at NYCCC. Rick and Morty fans are violent assholes. Wonder Woman and the other guys, latest Justice League trailer. Gal Gadot never had a Resses cup. Gal on SNL. Fanatics hate Marston and the Wonder Women bc lesbians. New Halloween will pick up after the original, as though no sequels ever happened. HALLOWEEN TOPIC: Fave scary movie!?