Quarantine Sex! + Tom Hanks, Tom, Brady, Danny Trejo, Hunger Games, Tiger King, NeNe, Pauly D, Venom, Harley Quinn, Spider-Man

UPFRONT:  Is it a pot or a vase? A-Pottery is a form of ceramics: Ceramics can be many things molded into shape, such as glad and metal, while pottery is only clay pots. Tom Hanks is the corona virus cure. CELEBRITY SHADE: Mandy Petinkin lost his father to cancer: In The Princess Bride, him killing the six-fingered man was his fantasy of killing the cancer that took his dad. Celebs can’t stay out of the park. Tom Brady we see you. Wealthy White people stuck in Panama. Danny Trejo helping the homeless. (Dream cast: Trejo and Danny DiVito in an action sequel to a nonexistent action film). JLo and Beyoncé: Obsessed Enough. There’s a new Hunger Games book coming out next month. Tiger King ep 8 is a lame quarantine Skype reunion. Kylie Jenner is that you? Pauly D. Carrot Top is prolly looking good? Teddy Riley and BabyFace disc off. Nene wears fur. NERD NEWS: Venom: Let There Be Carnage. Harley Quinn series coming to syfy. Spider-Man in October.  ^^^ GET EXCLUSIVE CONTENT AND SUPPORT THE SHOW ON PATREON! https://www.patreon.com/richyandwes ^^^ Connect with us on social: @RichyAndWes | Twitter https://twitter.com/RichyAndWes | Insta https://www.instagram.com/RichyAndWes | Follow us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/RichyRichAndWestopher/ *** Product Codes: Use Code RichyAndWes to get a dollar off and free shipping on the Skin Slipper product applicator - a safer, smarter skin care device https://skinslipper.com | boiPKG - Use code RICHWEST35 for 35 percent off https://www.boiPKG.com | PookiePots Use code RICHYANDWES for 15 percent off https://pookiepots.com ***

Sexiest Creature? + We Shade: Ellen, Demi Lovato, Ticket Master, Disney, Ben Affleck, The Beehinve - We Stan: Selena Gomez, Angelyne, Spider-Man, Supernatural, Justice League Dark

In this episode, our (horny, nerdy) listeners submit their picks for the sexiest mythological creature! + UPFRONT: There’s no actual classification for plant versus weed, a weed is simply "a plant in the wrong place."  Covidiots are mad as hell their "right" to congregate is being violated. CELEBRITY SHADE:  CNNs Chris Cuomo doesn’t like his job and lies about self-isolating.  Ticket Master will no longer refund postponed shows.  Ellen using a non-union tech firm to do her show from home while her union crew is unemployed.  Demi vs Selena Gomez. Disney alters Splash to remove nudity.  Ben Affleck update.  Where’s Beyoncé? Fans "call her out" for staying quiet during pandemic.  Angelyne, The Movie.  NERD NEWS: SDCC canceled for first time in 50yr history (?).  Dr Strange 2 is happening for some reason.  Supernatural fans are losing their shit (series ends in May after two hundred years on air).  Who’s the best Spider-Man and what’s the best Spider-Man movie?  There were no quantum suits.  Justice League Dark announced for HBO.  ^^^ GET EXCLUSIVE CONTENT AND SUPPORT THE SHOW ON PATREON! https://www.patreon.com/richyandwes ^^^ Connect with us on social: @RichyAndWes | Twitter https://twitter.com/RichyAndWes | Insta https://www.instagram.com/RichyAndWes | Follow us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/RichyRichAndWestopher/ *** Product Codes: Use Code RichyAndWes to get a dollar off and free shipping on the Skin Slipper product applicator - a safer, smarter skin care device https://skinslipper.com | boiPKG - Use code RICHWEST35 for 35 percent off https://www.boiPKG.com | PookiePots Use code RICHYANDWES for 15 percent off https://pookiepots.com ***

Sex Bingo! + Kelly Rippa, Ezra Miller, Pandas, Pandemic BJs, Justin Timberlake, Justin Bieber, RuPaul's Drag Race, Lady Gaga, Wonder Woman 84, SNL, Animal Crossing

This week: Play virtual Sex Bingo! Get the card on our social and play along! + UPFRONT: Pat Robertson says COVID-19 is because of blowjobs.  Pandemic closed a zoo and the pandas finally fucked.  Drive by birthdays.  The Earth is healing memes.  Quarantine false inspiration “It’s not a matter of time it’s a matter of drive.” - these are platitudes, a thought terminating cliche.  CELEBRITY SHADE:  Chris Hemsworth doing free workouts online kills internet training for qualified PTs.  Kelly Rilppa is having a hard time in her quarantine mansion. Bethenny Frankel for prez.  Ezra Miller will choke a bitch.  Justin Timberlake.  Justin Bieber.  Aiden on RPDR impersonated Patricia Quinn (the original Rocky Horror Magenta) and she wasn’t fucking having it.  Dr. Phil isn’t a medical doctor and had his license to practice clinical psychology revoked after sleeping with a patient.  Why is Lady Gaga dressed like a giant bug?  SNL doing first virtual show.  NERD NEWS: Wonder Woman Doritos. Animal Crossing is doing a fishing tournament. This week marked the end of the civil war in 1865. ^^^ GET EXCLUSIVE CONTENT AND SUPPORT THE SHOW ON PATREON! https://www.patreon.com/richyandwes ^^^  Connect with us on social: @RichyAndWes | Twitter https://twitter.com/RichyAndWes | Insta https://www.instagram.com/RichyAndWes | Follow us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/RichyRichAndWestopher/ *** Product Codes: Use Code RichyAndWes to get a dollar off and free shipping on the Skin Slipper product applicator - a safer, smarter skin care device https://skinslipper.com | boiPKG - Use code RICHWEST35 for 35 percent off https://www.boiPKG.com | PookiePots Use code RICHYANDWES for 15 percent off https://pookiepots.com ***

Multiple Orgasms! + We Shade: Dua Lipa, The Kardashians, Tom Holland, Lindsay Lohan - We Stan: Pink, Jennifer Aniston, Animal Crossing, Ben Affleck, Medusa

UPFRONT: COVIDidiots. Pornhub goes free! Goats took over a town in Whales. The true story of Medusa. CELEBRITY SHADE: Sirius goes free till May 15. Tom Holland puts his shirt on one arm at a time, just like everyone else, except while also doing a handstand. Ben Affleck sets up paparazzi shoot. RichyRich goes viral again with Destiny’s Child tweet. Dua Lipa releases an album and it’s ok. Lindsay Lohan new music. Kardashian fight. Pink kicked COVID-19s ass. Jennifer Aniston gives COVID+ nurse 10k in Postmates. Mixed media artist knife balloon popping guy falls into knife sculpture. NERD NEWS: Animal Crossing wtf is it. It’s not Venom - weird slime like substance found on rock - it’s a giant toxic worm that releases poisonous mucus that stuns predators allowing it to get away. 50 meters long, approx 164ft. How to make a home face mask with a bandanna.  ^^^ Use Code RichyAndWes to get a dollar off and free shipping on the Skin Slipper product applicator - a safer, smarter skin care device https://skinslipper.com/ ** Connect with us on social: @RichyAndWes | Twitter https://twitter.com/RichyAndWes | Insta https://www.instagram.com/RichyAndWes | Follow us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/RichyRichAndWestopher/ ** Product Codes: boiPKG - Use code RICHWEST35 for 35 percent off https://www.boiPKG.com PookiePots Use code RICHYANDWES for 15 percent off https://pookiepots.com